Wednesday

Did I confuse anyone by putting "Wednesday" on a Monday? anyone, anyone? well... Wednesday is my adorable, absolutely amazing nieces birthday!!!! She is sooo precious and I love her so super dupa much!!! Happy Birthday little chicka!

scared of boating

k, so I was looking at pictures of boats and now... I'm a little scared more than excited... can you see why? Throwing pigs off boats... forget the boat I'm scared of the water now! What if my car falls in the water? Well it won't because i don't have one, but what if the car I'm in does? This is all terribly frightening... even a monkey agrees with me... maybe there's just something wrong with me... maybe like the fact that a monkey is agreeing with me.

Boating!

So... guess what?!?!?! I'm going boating for the first time!!! Tomorrow... with my new ward. I can't wait. I'll probably get sick and throw up, but hey... it's all fun and games until someone gets hurt right? of course then it's just plain hilarious. So our boats probably won't look anything like this, but it's really pretty right?

On the first day, God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long, and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of 60 years." The cow said, "That's kind of a rough life you want me to live for 60 years. Let me have 20, and I'll give back the other 40." And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, " Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of 20 years." The dog said, " That's too long to be barking. Give me 10 years and I'll give you back the other 10." So God agreed. (sigh)

On the third day, God created the monkey. God said, " Entertain people, do tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a 20 year life span." The monkey said, " How boring, monkey tricks for 20 years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back 10, so that's what I'll do too, OK?" And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man. God said, " Eat, sleep, play, have fun, enjoy. Do nothing, just enjoy, enjoy. I'll give you 20 years." Man said, " What? Only 20 years! No way, man. Tell you what, I'll take my 20, and the 40 the cow gave back, and the 10 the dog gave back, and the 10 the monkey gave back. That makes 80, OK?" "OK," said God, "You've got a deal".

So that is why the first 20 years, we eat, sleep, play, have fun, enjoy, and do nothing; for the next 40 years, we slave in the sun to support our family; for the next 10 years, we do monkey tricks to entertain grandchildren; and the for the last 10 years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has just been explained!

Yep, it's sad but true....
I'm a metal mouth,
I've got my own set of train tracks.
I only need them for a year and of course this isn't a picture of my teeth... my teeth are much much prettier, haha. Just for you to get used to it... this way when you actually see me.... it won't be as ugly and terrifying.

So now summer's here... we are totally going to the zoo.... We love to have fun with the grand kids at the zoo. Hopefully this summer will be as fun as last!

So lately lots of family has been over, so we like to play dress ups.... we tend to get carried away... going overboard? me? how could you think such a thing?

So pretty much I got a blog!!! I'm super excited. I don't have too much to say... haha... but I'll figure something out. I hope you enjoy!